Monday, June 06, 2005

Bus Theory

Today, I will explore the thing call love.

Many people search for love. They search high, they search low. Sometimes they search sideways. And are dismayed to find that there is no one to love.

I propose that everyone should understand the Bus Theory and apply it to love.

Firstly, stop searching.
You know how you wait for a bus and it never comes? This is why you should not search for love. It will not come when you are expecting it to. Or when you want it to.

Secondly, relax.
When you stop looking out for the bus, you take a seat at the bus-stop. That's why pacing around and trying to find love is not a good idea.

Thirdly, love will arrive when you least expect it to.
The Bus Theory ends when the bus arrive. Just when you are starting to warm your seat of course. This is how we fall in love. When we don't expect it to be knocking on our doors.

That, my friend, is a truckload of bull. Nice day.

13 comments:

simplicate said...

I'll get you recommended to Harvard. (:

jllt said...

Haha... If they accept this kind of crap, they are not really Harvard le. Thanks anyway! Lol...

ei|een said...

actually, i quite agree with this theory.

i believe that the harder you look, the more desperate you are for it to happen, the more you force, then it won't happen.

so i always tell all my friends to stop looking and just enjoy their lives. things will find a way to happen naturally.

life's a bitch lah, basically. the more you kan cheong, the more it will purposely elude you.

because we all know that whoever's up there controlling our lives, is a bloody sadist that enjoys tormenting us. heh.

cheneille said...

hear hear! i have been doin it all wrong....... AIHH..

so hehe *kaypoh mode switched on* what about u n donaq?

Adrian said...

What's between us is private and magical! So cannot tell you! Hahahahahaha!

Injenue said...

a truckload of bull, but i have to agree. that seems to be the way that shit works.

Heavenly Sword said...

one must still first go to the bus-stop, I think...? I have many friends who want to take buses but refuse to go to the bus-stop...They wait at home for the bus. :)

simplicate said...

Actually, I found my current gf because of my rigorous 'find companion' campaign. So it proves the bus theory wrong but then again, I didn't really expect what happened to happen so there. lol! What matters is that she's the right one (:

cheneille said...

alaaaaaaaaaa dun be so kiamsiap!! must share share! hahahaa k laa i'm just kidding... i understand wat's P&C.

i agree with simplicate. doesnt really matter d method as long as it's d right one.

jllt said...

Wow! I never expect this blog to get any replies. Hahaha...

ei|een: Yeah! Very funny wan. You want to find the blusher to use when going out you never can find. You come home, it will be in plain sight.

cheneille: Don't do is the best! Me and donaq are lovely dovely lor. Hahaha...

adrian: It's ours~

injenue: 我很power, 对吗?

heavenly sword: Wait at home definitely cannot. Unless new neighbors move in and come over the borrow salt. Haha...

simplicate: So the Bus Theory is right lah! Like one of my lecturers said, "Finding exceptions to the theory does not mean that the theory is wrong. It just means that the theory is not applicable." Till now, I still think this sentence is weird. But then, I am never a cheem one.

cheneille: It matters! If use lies and trickery, then not the same right?

simplicate said...

"Finding exceptions to the theory does not mean that the theory is wrong. It just means that the theory is not applicable."

Sounds 'smoky' ...

cheneille said...

lies and trickery??? for what?? as if can get partner liddat...

em..... really can wan ah? i tot it only happens in d movies to spice things up....

jllt said...

simplicate: So much smoke that you cannot see 1cm ahead of you.

cheneille: I think it happens in real life also. So 防人之心不可无.