PE time

In retrospect, I wonder why we had such boring activities for PE dring primary school. There are so many weird things that we used to do. Some of the teachers are so unimaginative. We have

The Bean Bags
We take these

Funny leh. My school's were of the identical brown and with the same fragrance. Nothing like these.

Put on the head

That's right sonny. If you dropped your head, you have to pick it up and secure it above your shoulders before you can put the bean bags on.

No use trying to reject the dirty old things

Not even if you have blue eyes and blonde hair.

Futile trying to shoot teachers down with a fierce look

Maybe showing your tattoos would help a little.

Because we had to put the darn bags on our heads and walk a distance. Yay. How fun.

Hula Hoops
Nothing quite as sexy as the hooters girls

Seductive as hell.

But just to take these

Ours weren't so colorful as well.

And hula away

There were even road signs to teach us.

Gym
There were days of the dragging out mats

"Hey! Why you lying on the mat, dumbass? We are supposed to take them for gym!"

To be placed in the gymnasium

Ours wasn't quite as spankling new also.

Where we were told/made to twist our arms out of our sockets

Our underwear weren't so cute too.

Egg and Spoon
For which we take an egg

The teachers knew we haven't had lunch.

Put a spoon

Sometimes they gave us teaspoons.

Under it, like so

Sometimes it was ostrich eggs and teaspoons.

And then walk. Again.

Our field had centipides. Lots of them.

Why can't we just play normal games, like basketball or soccer, teacher?