Appearance pull

You remember the time, when you were young, when you used to have crushes? Well, I don't. That's because I never had one. My friends always have someone (sometwo/threes/n at times) to go ga ga over. I had none. Not that it matters, but I really wonder what kind of appearance appeals to me. See, you can already gather I'm someone who seeks intelligence. Muahahaha...

So that lay dormant for a while. Then I chanced upon this program called stortroopers that is reminiscent of the paper dolls I used to play. Maybe can try to create a guy which I think would appeal to me. So this is what I had:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Negative example! This is so not what a guy should be like. No F4 lookalikes for me. Firstly, the hair is wrong. What if he spends more time fiddling with his hair than fiddling me? Then what’s with the purple shades man. Tank top? Erm… With this body, still ok la. All white ensemble reminds me of the uncles in the band at funerals or

Patrick Tse.

Imagine stripping him now…
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We have:

Red undies below white pants! Fashion boo boo ala Chiu Chi Ling in Kung Fu Hustle.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the yummilicious guy:

Oh wow! Isn't he awesome? What an eye candy! Pristine white shirt coupled with jeans for the laid back look. Hair that doesn’t require tucking behind the ears. Nice golden tan with sexy stubble. OMG OMG OMG!!!

Not like I’ve never seen this kind of guy in Singapore. There have been quite a few, but it’s just seeing for me. Maybe this is how I differ from my friends: I just admire and forget. My friends? No, no, no. They talk about the guy(s), how he looks today, yesterday, tomorrow. And his character, mannerism and attitude. All these from afar. No point speculating right? Give me intelligence anyday!

I'm so tired, of playing
Playing with this bow and arrow
Gonna give my heart away
Leave it to the other girls to play
For I've been a temptress too long

Just. .

Give me a reason to love you
Give me a reason to be, a woman
I just wanna be a woman

(Portishead, Glory Box)

I'm not a player.
***Update: 8.49PM

Rob Thomas' new look. *4 thumbs up*