Read my lips

Never quite knew if she's giving you the "ok" sign? No worries, mate! Today, we will focus on lips. Those on the face that is. What about the lips you say? Plenty! One can easier tell if a girl is interested from her lips. What are the "yes" lips and what are the "no" lips? What lips are telling you "Hmmmmm..."? Let me have a quick run-down on some of the most common types...

No
(In increasing intensity of NoNess)

N1. The Shh

First sign of trouble. Shut your trap and moonwalk away. While you still can look suave and all.

N2. The Poo

Sorry dude. You're still boring as hell. The Poo means she's trying very hard not to let her irritation show. Better exit before she pours her lychee martini at you.

N3. The Press

She's saying you're getting on her nerves. The Press never lies. She's probably ready to bash you up.

N4. The Thin Red Line

Slightly different from N3. but the difference is between life and death. She will bash you up. Too late to run now. See! Never listen to my advice in N1.

Maybe
(In decreasing intensity of MaybeNess)

M1. The Bite

She's a little unsure. You are standing on the border here. Definitely a no-no time for cheesy pick-up lines. Make a monkey face and you can upgrade to a Yes lips.

M2. The Fake

Identify this by the corners of the mouth. Are the dents there deeper than in a normal, sincere smile? In that case, you have The Fake. Again, use monkey face to come to the rescue.

Yes
(In increasing intensity of YesNess)
Y1. The Smile

Note the more shallow dents at the corners of the mouth and the presence of teeth. This is how you can differentiate The Smile from The Fake. She's warming up. Good job, Ace.

Y2. The Pout

The Pout signifies the time when she's starting to think that making out will not be such a bad idea after all. Work that charm!

Y3. The Open

Ah ha! She's officially open to your suggestions now! But keep it simple first. You don't want to scare her off right?

Y4. The Tip

Touching the tip of her tongue with her lips/teeth is very good progress for you indeed! She will probably make the suggestion first. Or maybe she'll just go straight for the kill.

Y5. The Slide

Definitely a come-hither! Since she's already at this stage, let her make the move yeah? Will be a good time to pop the mint.

Y6. The Lippy

She's getting ready to pucker up. Anytime now.

Y7. The Pucker

*Smooch smooch*

The Uh-oh

Hello mister! You used your tongue and passed drool is it? Cannot save you already!