The Maths of the Earrings
Step 1: 1 pile
Step 2: 1 pile/10 categories
Blues x 6
Blacks x 5
Browns x 5
Golds x 5
Greens x 3
Purples x 7
Reds x 6
Whites x 6
Multicolored x 3
Silver x 15
Step 3: Total = 56
Step 4: Those frequently in use = 9
The Chandelier
The Diamante
The Ethnic
The Hoops
The Pearl
The Resort
The Retro
The Vintage
The Drama
Step 5: Those that are bought for practically nothing = 47
The Proposed Theory
Why do women do this? Why do we perist in getting many pairs of earrings when we have only a pair of ears (for your information, I have 11 ear piercings so it's more justified in my case)? Come to think of it, we also have no lack of shoes that have caught our eyes. Why? It boils down to three words:
Just In Case
You never know when you might have to wear round-toe pumps with that oh-so-cute cherry earrings, do you? *-^
Conclusion: Those still on shopping lists = 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 and the men still don't get it
6 comments:
nice earrings! haha in my case tho, its bags. I just can't get enough bags. And yup. The men just don't get it. :)
Oh yes! Bags too! I have about 80 of those! All my babies!!!!
Variety is the spice of life mah. Who will complain because there are too many ear rings/clothes/shoes/bags one.
I'm jealous of your earring collection, and have a confession to make:
I only own two purses. And the only reason I own two was at the insistance of my Fashion roomates. (I only have used the second purse on about two occassions. Mainly because my camera doesn't fit into it.)
I figured you would also be suitably appalled by this admission.
zhe bin: I think the one footing the bills will throw a fit.
jess: You should get a smaller camera and more bags! Don't let the camera stop your natural woman instinct for purses! :D
Maths of Earrings.
Maths of Bags.
Maths of Shoes.
Maths of Lotions.
Women are complicated!
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