The art of ordering a sub

Ever been to a Subway branch? Ordering is such a headache. I am not a fan after having it once in Singapore but over in Brisbane, Subway is everywhere! I think it's more prevalent than the golden arches. My friends all commented that Subway is good. I thought to myself: why not give it a try again.

Then, I learnt the art of ordering a sub...

Firstly, this was what I wanted to eat:

But I had to answer a truckload to questions to get there. And most coincidentally, I was served by this boy with a very strong accent and an impatient look permanently etched onto his face.

If you want customisation, you betta' answer those questions!

1) State what you want.
"Can I have a cheese steak please?"

Sorry, not enough.

2) State the size."I want a 6 inch cheese steak."

Sorry, not enough.

3) State the kind of bread you are into.
"I want a 6 inch cheese steak on wheat."

Sorry, not enough.

4) State the kind of cheese you fancy.
"I want a 6 inch cheese steak on wheat with cheddar cheese."

Sorry, not enough.

5) State whether you want it toasted.
"I want a 6 inch cheese steak on wheat with cheddar cheese, toasted."

Sorry, not enough.

6) State the vegetables you desire.
"I want a 6 inch cheese steak on wheat with cheddar cheese, toasted; with lettuce, tomato, olives, and onions."

Sorry, not enough.

7) State the dressing to dribble onto your sub.
"I want a 6 inch cheese steak on wheat with cheddar cheese, toasted; with lettuce, tomato, olives, and onions; with honey mustard dressing."

Sorry, not enough.

8) State whether you want salt and pepper sprinkled.
"I want a 6 inch cheese steak on wheat with cheddar cheese, toasted; with lettuce, tomato, olives, and onions; with honey mustard dressing; no salt, no pepper."

Then you have your sub which costs more than a MacDonald's meal.